lily

[lily @scammyclammy]

AI could never create a pussy like this

[lily @scammyclammy]

@asparagusgirl5 Oh AMAZING! I’m glad!! Keep tweeting! I look forward to your next thought

[lily @scammyclammy]

@asparagusgirl5 Is this good? Bad? Neutral!

[Molly @milkyheadache]

Date idea we mack on bart

[machine @dontcrycam]

I want to have fun for the rest of my life

[GG @simoneeegg]

fuck out my face friday!

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again

[lily @scammyclammy]

@atwow00 I turned on notifs for you!! I was in the sac county clerk’s office thinking I hope the date is going well!

[lily @scammyclammy]

i want to get marriedddddd who wants to marry me?

[lily @scammyclammy]

@atwow00 @asparagusgirl5 I’m so excited to celebrate you

[lily @scammyclammy]

drinking offbeat matcha rn @milkyheadache

[lily @scammyclammy]

@atwow00 What kind?

[lily @scammyclammy]

@atwow00 ON!!!!!!

[vetoria @caralous]

eu faço cardio pra fumar melhor yoga pra transar melhor e musculação pra aguentar mais tempo em pe no techno e eh por isso que eu sou feliz

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

you really just never know with me

[lily @scammyclammy]

@asparagusgirl5 It absolutely did!

[lily @scammyclammy]

wait so munchausen isn’t a term for a German lesbian?

[senz 🐦‍⬛ @senzcity]

notice how we have (i)message in the US but they have (We)Chat in China?

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

"any pronouns" sorry brotha got none on me

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

whenever u like my tweet i pretend we’re pushing each other on the swings and i cherish this time bro

[lily @scammyclammy]

knew I stopped giving a fuck when I started eating the chicken cartilage