Scampi McCodbucket

Prawn to be wild.

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@TearsXBeers 😍

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Is it wrong to kiss your dog on the mouth

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Who can I pay to put a large dose of tranquilizer into my Dad's Covid vaccination

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@JacynHeavens Actually could you ask someone to call the number they have for India Clarke associated with us on Monday morning please. Much appreciated!

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@JacynHeavens Thank you for your response. Could you ask a member of the team to call the number on file for @TilleyandGrace on Monday morning please?

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@JacynHeavens Hi Jacyn. I am a client of EposNow. I think you should know your CS is worse than shocking. Cannot get any response. V unhappy

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@TicketmasterUK been trying to get through to you all day yesterday and this morn. nothing. lovebox tickets not arrived. v poor

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@TalkTalk Trying both. Can someone call me please or I will be terminating my contract immediately.

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@TalkTalk Extremely poor internet for a month and can't get anyone your end to do anything. Very, very bad service. How can this be fixed?

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@TalkTalk Internet connection shocking. Customer service unintelligible. Told a new router was being sent.t's not. Now saying I have to pay.

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@alexsavage4 i do miss you. where are you

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@williamwasteman JOKES https://t.co/o1RsXh9dkW

[VICE @VICE]

I sent every girl I've ever slept with a survey to find out how good I am in bed: http://t.co/zZ8l2LKzC2

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@alexsavage4 Yeah I remember. Got a lot of hate after that from his fans, The Weiners, blaming me. Very upsetting.

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@dollyalderton Dolls, why do you think you like Dachshunds so much?

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@dollyalderton @sophwilkinson @heawood pls
https://t.co/wyWLhke7Cx

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shout out to the caller on Woman's Hour who just used traffic regulations as an analogy for how he thinks about porn

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Top Tip to annoy teenagers
Prefix all social media sites with The

It was all over The Twitter
I saw it on The Instagram

They don't like it

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Mother: She's your younger sister and you should be a good example
Me: I'd rather be a horrible warning
Mother: This is exactly what I mean.

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@inrbm "YOURE JUST A TINY MOUSE IN A PURPLE TOILET"

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"Richard stop calling you're not the dad. I don't love you anymore" #slo4yo