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i have a fetish for grown adult women (im sick in the head, ik)

[sm @scamuel_saintj]

poison-type gym leader whos gimmick is simultaneously abusing every substance possible

[moesha @yunclesage]

Explaining the curren$y to Carti pipeline to my co workers

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

His wife, his spy and his mistress all look different. He was canceled for loving all women and having a big heart #WokeKingJensen

[arleen @aroba999]

Yes your husband is in line at the Austin MicroCenter grand opening

[sm @scamuel_saintj]

@TangyTwist_ the concept of getting off a train and looking for a bus in san antonio

[Diana Segundo 🏳️‍⚧️ @Dianachis_52]

Si una mujer muestra interés en ti hay dos opciones

1. Es un agente del Mossad
2. Es una agente al servicio de la República Popular China

[ratz 🐀 @hom0emo_]

my polycule unionized and now i have to get the spotify family plan

[REN!!!!!! @girlderping]

If you're a customer at any establishment fuck you

[Wereing Wolf 🐺 @FoTweetsSake]

Her: I'm really into older guys.

Me: (trying to impress her) Would you like a Werther’s Original?

[void. @voidyaps]

the last thing jensen huang saw before leaking nvidia's AI blueprint to china.

[yves @yvestatus]

im on mmos saying im 40 with 2 kids

[Infinite Demonlist @InfDemonlist]

@trig0n_osu @OrkanENVT Slavery was legal too. Does that mean it was ever justified? No.
Pausing is legalized cheating. In both osumania and Geometry Dash.

[turbomander @turbomander]

the "S&P 500"? Buddy, there’s only one S & P I care about

[Nep🐇 @Nepepperoni]

Getting the Wordle in:
1. Pure luck. Unimpressive.
2. A fluke.
3. Skillful play. If there are gamer girls around, their panties are either soaked or no longer being worn.
4. Try again tomorrow.
5. A creep like you will only ever kiss anime pillows and fuck his own hand.
6. Die.

[sm @scamuel_saintj]

all he did was smile and shave- oohh…

[Hendrick 🇵🇸 @Yeezus49]

o tempo fez bem para o Kanye

2024 / 2026

[🩻🌊 NEBI @DesolateSeas]

Instead of a like or dislike button there should just be a like and "❓" button. there's a lot of posts where i'd like to send a quick "❓"

[J @0x_jh]

The catch 22 every woman faces

[mau @rllydu]

hey siri, set an alarm for everyone sleeping on me

[brundolf @brundolfsmith]

Austin has always been precisely this

[minesweeper @MlNESWEEPER]

When skins come out I should make some kind of deadlock trading website. Thinking of calling it "https://t.co/ZPX9oUUtnE" or something

Feedback welcome