Socrates Beach

feeling is falling is fouling is telling

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Working on a new concept I call “spiritually Arsenal”

It’s like spiritually Israeli without the problematic implications

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Happy Murmur of the Heart Day to those who celebrate

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Well I Wish I Could Be British Everyday

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The closest approximation of the passions of adolescence can for me still be found when a romantic interest shows me a song I wish I discovered myself, but know I never would

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Told her mom that she looked like Monica Bellucci directly to her face smh

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Coming up with a new religion where the all-knowing, all-powerful God kinda fucks up sometimes

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I’m losing my edge also

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Wtf is up with the Olivier Assayas — Mia Hansen-Løve — Brady Corbet miniverse

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Debating psychoanalysis to either impede or hasten my transformation into a gay Jewish man. I haven’t decided which.

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the algorithm has successfully clocked that Ingmar Bergman reminds me of Her

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The under-discussed situationship to linkedin connection pipeline

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Ich bin eine Lebenskünstlerin

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Michael Lonsdale was a problem!!

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Underrated trauma: having a loved one whose cause of death mirrors a commonly used idiom (“fell off a cliff,” etc.)

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Reporting my colleague to HR for referring to it as “Southern Ireland”

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She said you remind me of F. Scott Fitzgerald, I said you’ve read all of his books, it’s well known

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Oh so you just switched from Marlboro Golds to Parliaments and now you’re inviting me to Panna II Garden Indian Restaurant? Girl I know who you are

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imagine you’re just on your shit and someone describes you as a symptom of something far deeper

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Religious pescatarian who eats fish because they presumably were not killed off during the Great Flood

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Call me the In-Season Tournament the way I’m playing with these nb A-cups