Steven Cantu

2019 Pflugerville Jalapeño eating Champ

[Dillon, of White Sox FC @DillonCaraballo]

You people are legit just cattle

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

MAGA:

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

Who would have guessed he’s upset

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The wealthiest people in the world (updated)

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Well you guys Trump did it. The middle east is safer and oil companies got rich :,)

It only cost your family 2000 on average..

Do we all feel better now that the middle east is safer for 60 days? Did we win?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

You can’t even parody this

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.

It’s all an act.

[∿ @somewheresy]

Remember in 2024 whenever something like this would happen and guys from Shit, Indiana would go “DEI Airplane”

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

I never thought I would see anything more impressive than Tennessee Twitter forcing the Vols to unhire Greg Schiano.

But the collective college football world uniting against Texas Tech and bullying it into getting rid of its starting QB, might have topped that.

This is the most united we’ve been as a country in decades.

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

first episode he has to arrest his own father :(

[Alejandro Serrano @serrano_alej]

Statement from @jamestalarico in response to this 👇

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. This could pay for:

— Student debt elimination for 7.6M Americans
— An end to homelessness in America
— Healthcare subsidies for 22M Americans for nearly a decade
— Medicaid coverage for 3.2M Americans for a decade
— Food assistance for 41M Americans for 3 years
— Federal cancer research for 40+ years
— Free school lunch for every kid in America for over 4 years
— Replacing every lead pipe in America
— Free pre-K for every child in America for over 7 years

[Noah @antibearthesis]

$100B to bomb it
$300B to fix it
Taxpayers right now:

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is a historic humiliation for the United States

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

Guys I’m not suicidal by the way

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Spain showing up against Cape Verde