Scarlet Witch

[Scarlet Witch @scar82671]

@InfinityTimesMe @TraceyLee_07 Yeesh, can't believe you married that freak.

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@fluffygirlpaws Incredible nominative determinism

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@bxkigx2 This shouldn't be controversial

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@c28why Excuse me. It's million _drunkies_

[Pubtest @Pubtest14]

Our place of work literally sacked hundreds of Australian workers and outsourced to India and now wants us to do a 45 minute course on Indian Cultural Awareness! WTF???

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@AUSNIAN Tell me this wasn't the inspiration

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@tibbinz It's giving vintage emu export

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@havamendelle Americans, pronounce New Orleans for me 🤭

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@DelusionPosting Myron is gay

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@RealEmirHan Lol settle down

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@lscec22 Choosing cancer is kind of a two-for-one because that eliminates religion, too.

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@dresdendoll Gosh I haven't heard that one since I was a kid.

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@CasperOnChain Someone absolutely hurt his feelings before he said this shit 🙄🤣

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@visegrad24 Lol, what a little bitch.

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@nexta_tv Hahahaha he turned into a fucking Ed Hardy shirt

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@kekzensky I once talked to a Croatian guy who believed he'd get cancer if he stopped smoking.

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@RabidLagomorph HELL yah

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@joedirt501 I need a new sewing machine 🤭 great investment. Can make you things.

Jokes aside I've no idea. Let me know when you know 🤷‍♀️

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@PaulineHansonOz Money for China, Israel, you're all the fucking same.

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@newstart_2024 🙄 Exhausting nonsense