carrie

carrie vs. the world

[carrie @scaricarrie]

fuck seagulls, ive got no time for those cocksuckers.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

[nani @pesutara]

Its gonna be 70 degrees on Christmas because you guys were having esex with ai spencer reid

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[Amarji @clockydj]

I’ve been on my party girl shit but in a social anthropologist kinda way

[garshmo @garshmo]

I digress bro I really do

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

[Lara @lxraa444]

what if i just stop yearning and become evil

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Some men send you to Pilates in a Range Rover on a random Tuesday & others send you to therapy.
Choose wisely.

[i am @hotter]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i’m pretty sure i’m the kanye of my family

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[× @theNyx__]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch

[rina @urrrinal]

wheres ur whimsy. wheres ur fucking whimsy

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

i wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend

[bongo @bongoism]

it’s out of my control

[𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜 @Frankdontmiss]

Even at my most evil I’m still considerate