Sara

☼ ☽ she/her

[Sara @scarlson013]

@dave_cactus @Sarah__T0nin

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin You know, you did seem taller the other day! Proud of you ☺️

(srsly tho I’m amazed by you, will forever be your cheerleader)

[Sara @scarlson013]

@schamie016 Remember when people were basically dying of dehydration and then they had to give us free water

[Sara @scarlson013]

Having a dog is great until they HURT THEMSELVES and CAN’T TELL YOU IF IT’S BROKEN so then you just panic and argue “should I bring him to the emergency vet now or wait til morning?” 🥺😩😰

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin I’m LIVING for this whole transformation of you into an obsessed dog mom

[bri @briannairv]

My kink is hanging out with people but always driving separately so I can leave early as soon as my social interaction timer runs out

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin They’re*

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin That’s nice. Kurtis just rolls over and yells things in my ears then starts snoring

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin Do you know that this is how I (and so many other women) feel about you?

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin Wow he fed you POISON

[Against Suicide @AgainstSuicide]

You have survived every bad year that you didn’t think you would make it through. 2019 is a new year, and it could end up being the best year of your life.

You’ve got this. You’re going to make it through.

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin Nowhere to go but up!!!!!

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

stop using anti-Scranton language ASAP as possible

[Buffalo Ben @Ben_Freedman]

Sorry, we don't know that letter

[Sara @scarlson013]

@Sarah__T0nin This is Kurtis and I except I’m Brian and Kurtis is you 😂

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Me on Thanksgiving, as told by scenes from The Office

[Ivana @ivana_perez7]

*passes a random person in bills attire anywhere in the country*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Me: Go Bills

[xavier @xvvvier]

i think it’s attractive when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean a lot to me

[Bailey @Bailey_Hunter24]

Not to be dramatic, but tomorrow is November 1st. Michael Buble and Mariah Carey are defrosted. It’s time to rock around the Christmas tree. Time to start baking cookies. Spooky season is over people!!!! It’s holly jolly season!!!!