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Astrid Mcquaide is turning into my imaginary friend again after being in LA for what feels like 3 years

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every once in a while ill pop a uti pill for the vibe

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Think of something to tweet fuck think of something to tweet

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@shmooles What did you do

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Bitch you don’t even go to real school you go to flappy bird university

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If you are in a hs relationship that started before tiktok breakup up

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Honestly, insulting that I’ve never been accused of queer baiting

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@shmooles No

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Can we start doing group LinkedIn profile pics like people do on dating apps

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Going to start selling this

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@calglickman

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Cal: I’m in trump’s cabinet
Julia: which one?
Cal: no I’m in one of trump’s cabinets and I’m going to jump out and say “surprise!”

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Destination wedding at Myrtle/Broadway

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I am accidentally participating in the 4B movement

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Imagine saying How pinteresting that’s gayyyyyyyyyy asf

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Why is nobody predicting that diddy is going to be on the charli remix album? Did something happen

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Adderall is majestical

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Alternate universe where on gf day guys posted “stop posting your ugly girlfriends”😂

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Fucked up to say but god a zoo sounds fun rn

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**Textus Longus 3:16**: "And on the third night, the Lord proclaimed, ‘Thou shalt not endure a message exceeding three scrolls’”