michael.scarn.eth

good takes only

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@billybrizzle420 Hang on is that lowkey the move? How much does an in ground pool cost?

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@schizohustler I would listen to the whole conversation if it was recorded

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Shrimp bizkit

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Just saw this on Substack. The metaphor is spot on.

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Glass half fempty

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Guy who goes on Naked and Afraid, 3 days in has no food, shelter, or fire other than the functional tobacco curing shack which he can't sleep in because he would asphyxiate on the smoke used during the drying process

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Could you please point out on the pickle where he tickled you

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Ordering a berdardo at Chipolte

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Cricket flower sounds good asf

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Does this harm oneself? Would oneself be harmed?

[hil @plume__]

they should let me have an ultrasound machine and just play around with it and do ultrasounds on people for fun. why not. what’s the harm. what’s the big deal

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@_38mb @thatcherblckwd Helpdesk translation pro

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

one in the hands worth
two in your moms bush

now watch this drive

[🎱 ⨷ ZERO ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @Zerochewsbones]

@Poppyyy_l @beefbjorky cockwarming with the balls in and she rolls over

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

When the brass section got hemorrhoids thats a thrombonist

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@Genguju @Foxshotacake Now watch this drive

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

Guy with no mustard wants you to know how important mustard is

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@dougboneparth @BullandBaird Absolute animal

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@boborado Your marketing team goes hard.

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@sucking89 I would like to buy a Jowel

[michael.scarn.eth @scarn_eth]

@ThisLocalHater When God sings with his creations, will taco meat not be part of the choir?