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[dean @deanevangeliou]

pulling up to my screening of the odyssey

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

everyone’s “circling back”

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Everytime someone from my past appears in a dream of mine I post their full name on my instagram story and say “I need to talk to you”

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician
Osefos arrested
Muzzy…

[The Bravo Life @TheBravoLife_]

Having a Greek salad tonight

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[myriam @thegrandame]

happy #RHOM week to those who celebrate

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

girl talk is my favorite. you go from discussing goals to talking about shoes to hating men to planning a trip in 6 minutes.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

stylish older women remind me what life is really all about

[cj- @cjnieI]

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

these were the best days of our lives…