Plant Flanders

(they/them)
At home at Lowe's

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When it comes to your Liam Sons, do you prefer Law or Nee?

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@JAMNPP If you're going to tout strategic voting, then actually be strategic about it. If you're in a swing state, absolutely vote Democrat. If NY or IL or CA etc, lodge those protest votes! There aren't enough of us to swing the election, but there are enough to make Dems think twice!

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@chloeecutiiee @BudrykZack She's wearing a hat that says "The Met," meaning the Metropolitan Museum of Art (known as the Met)

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@epsilina @RegulationPod wreaking havoc upon your marriage

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@Name3309 Geoffrey Rush and his Shakespearean flare completely outperformed these movies and we owe him so much

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Jostradamus

[Autosport @autosport]

🚨 Jos Verstappen says that the departure of several key members of the Red Bull F1 team is precisely what he warned about earlier this year 🗣️

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@KevMagnet I thought y'all were saying that Eminem died!

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@formularacers_ I mean, yeah

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If Williams has two fans, I'm one of them. The other one is still on Alex's car. #AzerbaijanGP

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Fucking BARELY

[Ferrari News 🐎 @FanaticsFerrari]

🎙️| Oscar Piastri to Charles:

“I was not surprised you stayed out, but I was surprised you survived!”

Same, Oscar 😭

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I think we're all sleeping on the fact that Ed Sheeran's name is literally "Ed"

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Minions in Paris olyntims

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@rilakumaz I usually forget, but that's on me

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

You think I just fell out of a coconut tree?

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AND THROUGH GOES KAMALA

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@humanbeingawk Isn't this the opposite of what a canary in the coal mine is?

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Biden is probably being visited by three ghosts right about now

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Waking up every morning hoping for Joe Biden to drop out as if it were a snow day in high school

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Why is the one "a" different

[Sam Green @SGR5N]

@spectatorindex In English:

We are close to Kamala’s presidency if they successfully сhеαt in the elections