NOYB

Free thinker, 5 mile a week swimmer, animal lover, liberal leaning Methodist, recovered taker of shit from others

[NOYB @scbarfly]

@LukeMones The CDC extols the nutritional benefit of the daily consumption of 2.75 all-you-can-eat buffets and .25 single serving for those who cannot tolerate a full three.

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@mmpadellan With Trump as a guardian angel, I'll opt to go it alone.

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@DanielLDavis1 It's always good to get Trump's very own specific account of what he likes to call his "MASSIVE VICTORY, MILITARILY,"
notwithstanding the extent to which it is (a) untethered from geopolitical realities and (b) in direct contradiction to his subsequent "Document of Surrender."

[NOYB @scbarfly]

@RpsAgainstTrump Incoherent rambling

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@washingtonweek @jonkarl @JeffreyGoldberg What's going on with him intellectually? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LindseyGrahamSC The American people have been told that Iran has been totally obliterated FIVE times in a calendar year. Could you provide some specific insights into exactly how Obliteration #6 will differ from Obliterations #1-#5?

[NOYB @scbarfly]

Is this what you get when one of your top foreign policy negotiators is a real estate buddy from back in the day and the other is your daughter's husband?

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@SenTomCotton Cotton has either not read page 1, paragraph 1 of the MOU or doesn't understand that his two mutually exclusive points cannot be true at the same time. Probably both. Either way, you gotta wonder if he knows what a total dumbass he is.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Get with the VP and figure out a way to change the meaning of the word "obliterate." You don't want your base to get confused about the other five times we totally obliterated Iran.

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Paragraph 1 was always gonna be a nonstarter because (a) Trump is constitutionally unable to refrain from making threats and (b) see nonsense above. I was straightup lying when I gave the MOU a week instead of two days.

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Trump really should resign, but before he does he needs to suss out the idiot(s) whose wishful thinking got reduced to writing as a silly exhortation for a certain nonparty, unnamed American "ally" to follow Trump's orders and play nice in doing Lebanon.

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@atrupar I was much too generous giving this MOU a week. Not that it matters, because vague and nebulous terms based on wishful thinking don't bind anybody to anything.

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@ProfessorPape @WajahatAli What a fucking dumbass. His stupidity knows no bounds.

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@TuckerCarlson Trump still thinks Iran is an underdeveloped country with an uncivilized culture. How can anyone be so egregiously stupid?

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@DanielLDavis1 Nothing about this MOU is gonna end the war. Paragraph 1 is a nonstarter unto itself. Trump is constitutionally unable to refrain from threats, and exhortations for bitter enemies to make nice in Lebanon are toothless without resumption of a hot war. I give it a week, MAX.

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@DropSiteNews Is JD popular anywhere?

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@glenn_tunes @Hynek_Maneuver Idk, maybe Trump has a thing for sweaty, muscle bound, scantily clad men half his age and there's only so much Pete Hegseth material to get him through his long, lonely nights. That's if we're kidding, right?

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@SpencerHakimian @gtconway3d Handy little comparison. Mind if I copy and distribute?

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When your first paragraph is a nonstarter, what comes after is a waste of paper. Trump is constitutionally unable to refrain from making threats, and the only teeth in the exhortation to be nice to Lebanon is resumption of hot war. Trump has made a fool of himself.

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@NewsNation @BillOReilly @ChrisCuomo Bill O'Reilly is the main reason why I hardly ever watch Chris Cuomo. I cannot stand him and I don't get why he's Cuomo's favorite guest. It's toxic.

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@3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom You're batting .250 -- Pete Hegseth successfully reached the age of 46.