Wonkity (parody)

I am a little man. I do things.

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

Deleting this

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@KdeKercy Thank you for your service 🫡

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@SwiftOnSecurity @shenetworks I'm here for the dystopian visions

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@linakhanFTC @FTC 🫡

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

The reality is that we're living at the end of a catastrophic experiment in deregulation and its handmaidens, corruption and regulatory capture, and there are lots of "normal" things that we just need to stop doing. Not do less of them - just *stop*.

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[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@linakhanFTC @POTUS @FTC You give me hope for a government that works in its people's best interest

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@kartar Maybe just "J of all Trades"?

[ちぃたん☆／Chiitan @chiitan7407]

Yes! Transgender people are my precious family and I love them with the bottom of my heart.

Transgender people are less accepted in Japan than in the US, and people may look strange when they declare their identity, but I don't mind.
It's a small thing like people saying bad things about Chiitan, so it's not an issue.
It's far more important that transgender people all over the world "are able to enjoy life peacefully, being themselves, as a matter of course."

I will continue to send out messages to protect the rights of transgender people.
Please lend your support to Chiitan. Your voices give me energy.
I love you all. Please continue to be by my side.

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@tjernlund @netcapgirl 4 gang, rise up

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@RobinPoedev cuz he smol, but do large thing

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@kartar y'allml

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@miniapeur i realized at the beginning of my senior year for my math degree that i had no job skills, so taught my self Linux in lieu of focusing on my coursework. Thank god i did, have a pretty solid career today because of it

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@IwriteOK how will friend of the pod Raytheon recover from this devastating development to their advertising strategy?

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@doctorow @linakhanFTC haha, whoops! well i love to see it, thanks Cory

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Let's take a sec here and notice something *genuinely great* happening in the US government: the @CFPB's stunning, unbroken streak of *major*, muscular victories over the forces of corporate corruption.

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[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@doctorow Would love to see you talk about the work @linakhanFTC is doing to bring back actual antitrust investigations to the FTC

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@JunctionEight neuron activated, wishlisted

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@ZomBeeVT @ArrickZane @DeathNRaspberry I legitimately thought this was an offshoot of the Scary Movie franchise

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@keyroc_oppsldr Not this clip, but Hank Scorpio legitimately and unironically exhibits great leadership qualities 😌

[Wonkity (parody) @scellef]

@Moon_Clinic The Danny Elfman music is just 🤌