IamSiegeFace

South-Norfolk inter-schools cross-country champion (1990). Created a legacy with @JoanneScent. Former 12-yard assassin. Partial to @chelseafc & @colts

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Morning Twitter - a favour. Can I have your vote for our grassroots football club : https://t.co/d2bCHCXdvN Pretty please. And thank you.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@RaffaRants The most terrifying thing of all would be Malo Gusto being able to say he’s a world champion 🫠.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Suspicious lack of clarity on what the ‘target’ was. I’m assuming there’s an exaggerated by-line just out of shot. He seems to find that more than anything.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Noni Madueke on target winning the darts in the England media bunker at Kansas City

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@RaffaRants I did, but you get all you deserve if you let Martinelli score against you. Like a charitable foundation.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Sam Matterface ‘believes’ Bebeto is in the crowd today? The camera has cut to him, proper Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos about 20 times FFS. Someone help him out 🤣 #itv

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@henrywinter So, absolutely no chance of that then.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@McPineapple2020 We are horrific, laboured and so ponderous. I have no idea how anyone could watch whatever Tuchels put together and think we’ll get a further than the last 16. His squad selection is getting shown up massively I feel.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Tuchel has just said an 8-minute sideways masterclass from Jordan Henderson ‘is deserved’ based on his (non existent) club form. Get fucked. I’m packing some boots and heading over to the US now, I could do a job with the training cones or, at a push, be a competent RB.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@stan_chow Stan, it’s allowed and acknowledged in bucketloads. I’m on board. Laughable that anyone thinks whatever *this* from Tuchel is. Utter joke.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

We’ve not suffered enough, so here’s Noni Madueke and his steel-girder first-touch. I doubt there’ll be a more uninspiring and boring team in the last-32. Harry Kane being run into the ground. WTF. #eng

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

I hope the next 45” prove me wrong but right now, Tuchels ‘bold’ squad selection is being shown up. Horrific lack of quality options in key positions and an insistence in overlooking creativity in favour of friendly cheerleaders is going to backfire. Boring and laboured. #eng

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Proper shitty English rather for the game in New Jersey. I assume we’ll definitely need a hydration break for absolutely no reason….

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@OllieGlanvill Wouldn’t be surprised to see Josh + cash in exchange for Lacroix. Then in 2 seasons when Josh proves just how good he is we’ll still be scrambling round trying to get rid of Disasi, Fofana, Badiashile and 13 others to bring him back…

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@OllieHolt22 Such a good thing we took Jordan Henderson to fill the bottles up and not a MGW/Foden/Palmer, who we cried out for tonight.??? Tuchels beung found out, horrific performances from wide-men; should have conceded a pen. But I assume it’s all positive….

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

I’d love Tuchels “group not individuals” approach to prove me wrong but this group isn’t getting near a WC final. How you’re not brave enough to take Palmer, Foden, MGW or Trent is clear. Masses of the group not good enough, and those that are watch from the bench.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

Just how bad are the incriminating photos Madueke has of Tuchel?? For us to endure whatever *this* is for 77 minutes, they must be horrific #eng

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

I cannot believe for a second that a) Arsenal would have scored more than 5 set-pieces last season if Declan Rice took them all and b) Madueke is genuinely the second-best option to play wide-right for England. Absolutely no way. #eng

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@TheScore01 I think the current heatwave is just the boiling from Palmer, Foden and Gibbs-White’s head at that fact. Chuck in fucking Spence at LB and Tuchel has to nail it or it’s a massive clanger.

[IamSiegeFace @scentm]

@hugster25 You reckon him and Wrighty are plotting a BBC OldBoys takeover? I wonder if Shearer pops up behind them later….