Single Christian Girl Memes

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the drummer was not staring at you at church today.

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Everyday is April Fools Day when you’re over 27-years-old, have no money, no prospects, already a burden to your parents and frightened.

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I love being a strong, independent woman who knows exactly what she wants when she goes to the vending machine.

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Never a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to be pastors without letters of recommendation from every single one of their previous girlfriends.

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This stage of life is fun because my sister tells me stories about all the inappropriate and immature things her toddler does and I tell my sister stories about all the inappropriate and immature things grown adult men I meet online do.

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Now they’re mocking Jesus walking on water 😔

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I forgot how many hairy armpits you have to look at to watch the Olympics.

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I can’t believe I used to be roommates with my siblings.

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Dating apps have taught me what men really want is a girl who likes to go out but also likes to stay in, can take a joke, doesn’t take herself too seriously, is passionate (about pineapple on pizza) and puts up with a lot of “two truths and a lie” conversations.

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Just because my standards are high doesn’t mean my expectations aren’t low.

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No one:
Some single twenty-something female: *deciding between buying a couch or plane tickets*

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Four words that changed the world: What Excellent Boiled Potatoes.

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I feel like VeggieTales really missed an opportunity by not having a character named “Chives Staples Lettuce.” C.S. Lettuce for short. @philvischer

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The church: Let’s raise our daughters to believe the only way for them to have a fulfilling life is by getting married and starting a family.

Also the church: Omgosh look at all these desperate single girls so embarrassing chill.

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Them: Do you think Usher was an usher at his cousin’s wedding?
Me: Yeah.

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I’ll take whatever stability I can 🙏🏻

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Hinge: the dating app designed to be deleted… and then redownloaded again… and then deleted again… and then redownloaded again… and then deleted again.

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Taylor Swift declaring herself the chairman of the tortured poet’s Departement like… girl… you rhymed “me” with “me” in 2019. Dostoevsky, Keats and Dickinson are turning in their graves.

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What are these “Dating Games” people keep talking about? Playing a game sounds like way more fun than whatever the heck I’ve been doing.

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Single girls at the end of December be like “it was a tough year” and it’s just because they got disappointed by some guys they met online.