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Working out in jeans may be the last true bit of counterculture we have left.

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@CactiCountry Day's Market

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@marcrebillet is to millennials as @alyankovic is to boomers

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Lazy hair removal

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Jack and the bean dip

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ChatGPT is cool, but have you guys texted ChaCha???

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@four_thighs Not Flubber, that's Slimer from Ghostbusters

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An A.I. that predicts what people would look like if they never had braces

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Cereal milk is the chicken broth of the morning

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@four_thighs Baggabool*

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@AXE Can I get my follow?

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@four_thighs What the HELL are they hiding @BaskinRobbins speak up

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I like to imagine that now John Stockton calls Karl and says “It’s TIME” and then a training montage ensues, some 90s pump up music starts playing andit all ends in a championship win next season

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When a fingernail gets clipped it goes literally anywhere but where you want it to go

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I still have yet to be considered Josh Safdie’s muse

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@thecarlson_8 Exactly the reason I had to stop drinking out of the company toilets

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@thecarlson_8 @wilkes_micah Running reports have gone way down, however, hotel staff report that vomit stains have skyrocketed

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@wilkes_micah Always thought we should swap New Orleans for the Saints. Then our players could wear missionary name tags during every game, and we could finally start games with a prayer AS WE SHOULD

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Fed my 6mo old avocado, and she made cacamole

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Two years in and we still can’t find the damn mute button

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@collnsmith Not hiding this one @silentchicolini