Steve Schaeffer

Actor/ Singer

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

I unlocked $15 Rush tickets for Caroline, or Change at @FirebrandChi on @TodayTix! Unlock here: https://t.co/8iPfoKdih4 #TodayTix

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@BeeTeaEss @usdtheatre Racism not mentioned in the description. Wtf volante

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@Nicholas_Jay77 I'm a fucking monk!

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Via @arresteros #GoT

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@csolomon93 @charlie_also New erection. Same bullshit.

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@MikeDirnt yo I got vodka and peanut butter cookies at this house next to wrigley. Hit me up in these DM'S if you want in. #wolverines

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If you cannot win an election based on your ideas, then get the hell out of politics.

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Wouldn't it be nice if that Cate Blanchett Lucille Ball movie cast an actual Cuban American who could sing as Desi Arnaz like gee I dunno...

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@ugsadkid @jaimejorgefeliz This is all of us. Write alternative acoustic music please.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Guys.
We fucking did it.
WE GOT THE SAUCE.

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@johnnyschop @Kaderock123 Don't worry. It was all yellow...

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

Cruz just said "this is fun" to a colleague after mocking Bernie Sanders on Medicare for All bill Rs jokingly introduced.

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

@mrersnyc Ummmmm. Do I see a hint of grey @mrersnyc ?

[Spencer Porter @porters]

ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

*singing like Jean-Ralphio*
🎶 I'm just fuckin' saaaaayinnnng 🎶

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

The audacity of equality @hasanminhaj

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fam, the Klan breaking out tiki torches. Motherfuckers gonna burn a cross they got from Pier One next. lmao https://t.co/jDtNhlEVqB

[Steve Schaeffer @Schae123ffer]

The sexua tension between the fox and the rabbit is palpable.