Zane Schaefer

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Statement regarding Brendan Sorsby.
Long Live the Matadors!

[Mike Montesano @betsandreps]

Lost all credibility? The sport lost all credibility with $40 million rosters, players given 6 and 7 years of eligibility, and coaches leaving mid season when their team had a shot at a National Championship... So yeah, add the Judges ruling on Sorsby to the list.. oh, and let's not forget, in the other sport (basketball), professionals can now come back and play in college...

[Jacob Harris @JacobHarrisSBI]

It’s insane that the guy played a whole season at Cincinnati and no one wants to stop playing them

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Five days after the LA election, Spencer Pratt falls to third place and a woman who hardly anyone voted for in person, Nithya Raman, totally dominated in mail voting to come in second. No one with a functional brain believes these results.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The government takes all our money for social security, effectively holds it for decades in savings accounts, and then gives it back to us — only if we live long enough! — at an awful rate of return. It’s complete madness.

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

California's Glock ban was inspired by a shooting done by a violent felon, Smiley Martin, who was released from prison several years early thanks to Democrat policies.

His crime?

Domestic violence. Specifically, he beat his girlfriend's face into a bloody pulp.

Martin was sentenced to ten years for that. Newsom let him out in just four.

Democrats let a rabid animal loose, then used his predictable subsequent violent crimes as an excuse to ban the sale of Glocks.

So I believe Mr. McGuire is projecting here. Just because HIS political party regularly does favors for violent criminals, he assumes that's who Second Amendment groups are fighting for.

Not so. Criminals and domestic abusers were not why this law was struck down. If he read the court's ruling instead of grandstanding, he'd know that.

[Mark Ŧ 🌵 @RaiderMark]

@sully7777 Yeah so Tech having integrity and deciding to not break the rules and pay players under the table with bag men for the past two decades was wrong? Now we are playing by the NIL rules that were established we are the bad guys?? Get fk out of here.

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

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[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

So you don’t feel comfortable celebrating America’s 250th anniversary because of our “complicated past” or some bullshit?

Cool, find me a country with a spotless history then.

You can’t.

And if you go looking you’ll soon learn this one is as close as they come.

Why do you think half the world risked life and limb to come here? And why you haven’t left.

Look, we all know America isn’t perfect; I’m Gen X and from the Deep South and I learned all about slavery and suffrage and the Trail of Tears every single year from elementary school through 12th grade.

They drilled it into our brains ad nauseam. We couldn’t ignore it if we tried, but when you celebrate someone’s birthday you don’t bring up all the dumb shit they did in the distant past, do you?

Of course not you miserable f***s!

It’s a party for the greatest country the world has ever known, not a struggle session centered on shit that happened a century ago.

But you know all this, you just look for stuff to cry about because the only way you keep any fraction of power is by keeping America divided; a truly “United States” would render your ideology extinct overnight.

And if Trump was half the dictator you claimed you’d be on the first train out of here. But he isn’t, and America isn’t the fascist nightmare state you love to pretend it is.

Quite the opposite, in fact, hence your being allowed to exist here.

If there’s anything still wrong with this country it’s people like you who take advantage of its generosity while also somehow playing the victim.

So grab your boxed wine, stream your Hasan Piker, and cry into your thrifted cat pillow.

Because George Washington, and the rest of us for that matter, are over your bullshit.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@visegrad24 Same was true of George Floyd. He died of a drug overdose, but Derek Chauvin, the police officer in that case, was still sent to prison for murder.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Okay so we didn’t really expect Texas and Texas Tech to go 4-0 today but they did and are meeting in a rematch of last year’s WCWS Final, so this tweet is a binding contract and they have to play in Football now. 😅

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

@ClayTravis It was a much better experience at Rosenblatt.

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Well deserved, and it’s about time!! 🏴‍☠️

[Jay Sorg @Sorg_Jay]

How it feels getting in and out of this bin

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Narrator Voice: literally everybody is playing by the same rules

https://t.co/ZaID9G5mDy

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Kill the kill switch. Government shouldn’t be able to surveil and control your car!

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Every Saturday morning I have breakfast with a bunch of old farmers.

Discussion today was population decline and replacement rate in the US.

They've come up with a very simple yet elegant solution to increase birth rates.

Bring back bench seats in pickup trucks.

[2StripesCPD @2StripesCPD]

Troy Davis: The first player in FBS history to rush for 2,000 yards twice, and the definition of a player who put the team on his back @CycloneFB