Rob Schaffer

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

Life the biggest troll, but the joke is on us

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

Always feeling tired, smiling when required

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

It ain’t Ralph, though

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank, but

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

Give a fuck about tradition, stop impressin’ the dead

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

Motherfuck the wagon, come join the band

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

We want the funk

[Rob Schaffer @schafferish]

I’m only 5’7” ‘cept I’m feelin’ like I’m 7’5”