Happiest of birthdays to my beautiful wife @stefeats. Thank you for being you and for your birthday being on a Saturday so we can EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING all weekend. 🍸🍔🌮🍕🥩 https://t.co/ETfLYmzgyd
If anyone is brave enough to admit they're "one of em", can you explain why you stand up when the plane lands even though you won't deplane for quite some time??
I know people are VERY upset about Nike and Colin Kaepernick, but I wanted to say that paper towels that don't come out of the dispenser easily really annoy me.