True love is coming out of the weeds at work to find out your husband logged into @FanDuel to reserve you a spot in a contest for tonight's game. #TNFonPrime
My mom, an NP on shift just casually referred to #Monkeypox as “el monito” and now we know how healthcare workers get through the incessant shit the universe keeps dishing. 🐒😂
Most of my life revolves around a sandwich and I’m totally okay with it. Shout out to @itzspicymeatball for this amazing photo. 😍 @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/ZNCLbgURSG
It’s a Santa Fe kind of Mother’s Day✨. Exploring new sites with the woman you should thank for me not turning out a COMPLETE monster. 🙋🏻♀️
#mothersday @ Beer Creek Brewing Co. https://t.co/AyN8oVJEQA
Your spirit has not aged even a day and may it never. Happy birthday, party boy. I love you the most @schaldey 🥳✨🎈 @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/77jndfWWiC
@emianburgers is the real MVP today with their keto buns - couldn’t even take the extra second to close the glove box. Also, this is @schaldey’s view most of the time I guess 🤷🏻♀️🍔. @ Whittier, California https://t.co/I09eKBWoU7