Sarah Hammond

In charge of children and animals. Full catastrophe living.

she/her

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@JANUSZCZAK I used to rely on BBC4 for new, informative, entertaining and left-field programmes. I really miss it.

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@MagnumIceCream 40% of ppl with dairy intolerance also have soya intolerance. Your new #veganicecream has made my child very sad and me very angry.
You've just made finding a dessert for someone with obligatory dietary issues even harder. I have to boycott your in solidarity.

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@NoContextBrits Polite: dishwater
Actually: witch's piss

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Yes I get. You are trolling and trying to trigger all of us. Especially us Catholics. But the arrogance and general stupidity and the disgrace that you represent will blow back on all of you.

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

This is a US service rn but I really wish I'd had the foresight to log every single piece of workplace insanity I've been subjected to, noone would believe it. Americans: use this and protect yourselves https://t.co/YPTyleWHBe

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@ScarredForLife2 But have you read this?
I bought it to see if he was an undiscovered genius of the horror short form. Readers: he is not.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

“Are we the baddies?” continues to be the most relevant sketch of our time. If only we were psychologically flexible enough to actually think it.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

What should we rename the gulf where Trump’s soul should be?

[Adam Nimoy @adam_nimoy]

His parents came from Zaslav, a town in Ukraine. On this, the tenth anniversary of my father’s passing, I remember my Ukrainian heritage. It’s what my father would want me to do. It’s the logical thing to do. #Istandwithukraine

[Brendan May @bmay]

Dear Donald,
On second thoughts…

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@DrMatthewSweet It's always tricky when Ming gets bored.

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@NoContextBrits Scraps

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Here is a recap of the Ukraine situation, for those choosing to reject propaganda and continue seeking truth:

December 1994, Ukraine agrees to give up its nuclear arsenal in return for security guarantees from the US, UK, France, China and Russia.

February 2014, Russia invades and subsequently annexes Crimea, President Obama does next to nothing. War through weakness.

July 2019, Trump admin withholds $250 million in military aid to Ukraine to apply pressure to investigate alleged corruption by Hunter and Joe Biden.

February 2022, Russia invades a weakened Ukraine, world expects Zelenskyy to flee and Kyiv to fall within days. Ukrainians fight bravely for 3+ years, inflict hundreds of thousands of casualties on Russian army, weaken Putin politically.

U.S. has sent ~$70 billion in outdated military equipment to Ukraine since start of war, providing opportunity for U.S. military to modernize its weaponry. We’ve sent an additional $30+ billion in budget support, $75 billion in ancillary appropriations related to war.

~50,000 Ukrainians have died defending their homeland, protecting U.S. and Western interests in the process. Meanwhile, the U.S. President and V.P. are calling democratically-elected Zelenskyy a dictator and berating him in Oval Office in pursuit of a financial payoff.

The U.S. should be thanking Ukrainians, who have fought for our common interests with only modest financial support from a country with a ~$30 trillion GDP.

America can and will reclaim its backbone again soon, with better policy and messaging from common sense moderates.

Slava Ukraina.

[John Nichol ✈ @JohnNicholRAF]

To the incredible men & women of Ukraine...Slava Ukraini.

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@ScarredForLife2 As a 9 yr old in 1983 my introduction to (now I realise a comedy legend) Peter Cook was as the ghost of Richard III in Blackadder. His cadaverous face & voice dripping with menace terrified me. I've never been comfortable watching him in anything since *shudder*

[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@ask_aubry Post-pregnancy changes mean this is more risky sexual behaviour anyway, but consent is everything. This guy is going to bring an STD home https://t.co/TyWAEiB8ma

[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

3 years, 11 months, 4 weeks, 2 days, 11 hours, 57 minutes, and 18 seconds

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[Sarah Hammond @schammond]

@BBCRadio3 in the spirit of US spiritual protest songs (nicely done btw) I feel that Sweet Honey in the Rock singing Your Children would be an uplifting addition to today's Playlister. Yours, desperately hanging on to hope for all I'm worth.

[David Oliver @mancunianmedic]

I have been a consultant working in geriatrics/acute general internal for 26 years now & a junior doctor for 9 years before
And i can never remember seeing so many patients who come in with an acute medical problem only for us soon to discover their housing situation is appalling