Sam Williams™️

I’m gonna wear designer and forget your name

[Elmo @elmo]

Sometimes Elmo just needs a hug. ❤️

[Sam Williams™️ @schamuel]

2026 is for audiobooks & crab cakes!!!

[꩜ @laylology]

The other three mentally ill women in my Christmas Eve pilates class are like sisters to me

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN

[Elmo @elmo]

Happy Halloween! In case you can't go trick-or-treating later, here is some candy from Elmo! 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭 🍬🍫🍭

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

Since these people are busy rewriting their history and deleting their posts, here's how the "lower the temperature" right acted when they thought Charlie Kirk's shooter was a transgender liberal.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.

[Sam Williams™️ @schamuel]

@brodythesloth Hi stinky

[Sam Williams™️ @schamuel]

I’m coffee

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

HELP???????

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

carrie bradshaw is the most important character that has ever graced television, and arguably, she is up there with the likes of odysseus, hamlet, and even jesus.

[𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 @ElvirMonster]

This is better than drugs

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is getting ready for Elmo's close-up. ⭐🎥🤳

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the Coldplay concert was crazy

[Sam Williams™️ @schamuel]

Loving this energy!😀