Sarahahaha

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

Barbie enjoyers at the theaters while Oppenheimer is playing right next to them

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

LETS GO BABY NEW YORK CITY NUMBAH ONE!!!!! GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABY!!!!!!!!

[latke @latkedelrey]

cats when you’re trying to open their wet food can

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

One of the most insane takes of all time

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We are from New York.

[Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke]

I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence

[Tom Pigs @sauced7]

At my first @Bucks game last night and thought I caught a shirt they fired into the stands out of a cannon. Turns out it was a hot bratwurst. Never in my life did I ever think I’d catch a flying hot brat but here we are.

[Discord @discord]

maybe this is the year some of you finally go outside

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

still not over patrick gaslighting manray like this

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Of course I have anxiety, I watched courage the cowardly dog as a child

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison