Kayleesi

loud idiot.

[Sydney Golic Braunecker @SydGolic]

Jason Kelce upon returning to his hotel room this morning, probably.

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

this is @TheLindseyHays and me.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

@molls GALINDA WOULD NEVER

[Krista Doyle @kristakdoyle]

Everybody's talking about girl dinner, but nobody's talking about grandpa breakfast (you drink black coffee and complain with 2-3 friends)

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

@schmankdatank a bargain!

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

@shannonwoodward woman specific: what do we do?!

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: HR Director Just Pretending To Write Down Everything Disgruntled Copywriter Has To Say In Exit Interview

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Breathing the air in New York right now is like playing with a Tammy Craps doll if you’re under sixty LBs (which is like smoking five Macanudo cigars a day).

[erika @yeeeerika]

they call it getty images bc 🤌 you getty the images 🤌

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

does hamburger mary imply the existence of hamburger joseph and – by extension – hamburger baby jesus?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I’m a bitch
I’m an Orca
Sinking boats
Just off Majorca
I’m a sinner
I’m a whale
My sinking never fails

[Kayleesi @schaylee_kaefer]

@Craig_P_Stewart i hate this.

[chi @ChiThukral]

so i keep saying “nike l’oréal” when im nervous about something or need a small motivational boost and all it really means is “just do it because you’re worth it”

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

Titties out for the next 15 years. 😝

[✰ @koi_takleef]

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

[Bethany Perry @bperry_writes]

@ambernoelle

[kez ʚɞ @slvt4katya]

my fav genre: trixie staring at katya then getting randomly earnest ft. katyas “what whaaaat”