Lisa Mallory

grew up in eastern oregon. living in the bay. still figuring the rest out...

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@brownday Absolute legend! 💙

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@zeman End of an era! So thankful I got the chance to work with you (again) at Twitter. Miss you JZ 💙

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@athletelawyerLB Your feet tired yet?!

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@brownday @brittney Congrats you two!! Bout to be the cutest baby ever!

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@brownday Glory dayz

[John Paul Mejia @johnpaul_mejia]

I’m hearing too much “recycle, compost, go vegan!” and not enough “100 corporations cause 71% of emissions”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

Every. Time.

[drunkestein @ahmedheshamm4]

man i be overthinking these

[crab rangooner @dmndeyes]

conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”

conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”

[The Out And Abouter @OutAndAbouter]

Experts say we may be as little as two days away from finally leaving the March Age. The next epoch is provisionally being called “April,” and is also expected to last 5-10 million years.

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@chachavw @eBay She’s back at it!

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@ober @Snapchat 😍

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@ober @roshninaik 😍😍😍

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

Oh my god this is so good

[cope @cdcxpe]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul on this Earth:

Not even their mom:

iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

@marisa 😂 yeah, that too!

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

Sometimes chat support is unexpectedly delightful.

[Lisa Mallory @scheelectronic]

What in the actual fuck

[The Associated Press @AP]

Deceased Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof wins state assembly race, weeks after he was found dead at his Love Ranch brothel by porn actor Ron Jeremy. https://t.co/NjhUhG06CI