Chris Schelling

Investor, author, alternatives guru

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Better than Alpha: Three Steps to Capturing Excess Returns in a Changing World https://t.co/AGEaKQKQ8T

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Advice on how to successfully manage alternatives:

"You must zealously guard your quality control."

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@BowmanJohnL *Looking down the bridge of my nose through my progressives to type this*
Old fart

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@hbkazemi33

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@Morbidful Met him at a restaurant when I was a kid. He sat with my family for a few minutes and chatted and signed autographs. Super nice guy.

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@brianportnoy I thought as much.

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@yorksranter @TheStalwart Short version, bank = bank, banc = not a bank. A vestigial remnant of Glass-Steagall.

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@TheStalwart @markets @vebaccount The "up the escalator, down the elevator" pattern is evidence of a highly levered carry trade. Which is our whole economy today.

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@markpesavento @SInow Congrats, Pez.

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@shanas621 So sorry to hear this. My condolences.

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@BowmanJohnL Srsly. Nobody wants to hear about your dentist appointment, Karen.

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@ShawnaOhm I don't know, but the people who don't know what fennel tastes like are my people

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@Sarah_Katilyn I know a VC who climbed Kilimanjaro at 72. Didn't look a day over 60 then. I'm hoping for that.

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@robkhenderson https://t.co/fKpDqb8eKm

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@jposhaughnessy @robkhenderson Used an off-the-shelf tool for 150 GPs and had some interesting results.
https://t.co/uyRopzIxZU

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@bpsandpieces

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@MonocleMan1

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@MonocleMan1 Not a cloud in the sky here.

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@hedgefundmafia Dav Daglio: hold my beer.

https://t.co/gT232Stoyh

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@hedgefundmafia Originate to syndicate ≠ credit underwriting

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@MonocleMan1 Led Zeppelin
Queen
Guns N Roses
Pearl Jam
Foo Fighters
Kings of Leon
Chris Stapleton
Beastie Boys
Tribe Called Quest
Wu Tang Clan