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fists like empanadas

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@JBroska55 @petegenovese @CommutingLarry I see you, and raise you. Packansck Bakery:

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@GovMurphy BOOOOOO

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Asked Pelosi how she’s doing.

“Terrible,” she said

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@NewJerseyOAG get his ass matt

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

A dispute between neighbors in Colorado Springs has led to the erection of a giant mural featuring fifteen phalluses. @MarcSallinger reports for @nexton9news.

[s. @schills]

@terrencemcd jesus

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president https://t.co/SEp8OnLVGl

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

gut health gap relationship

[yc @yc]

Me scrolling the TL for Eric Adams news and reactions

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[s. @schills]

@MrORuns I’ve been thinking about this for 1.5 months and you were right!

[s. @schills]

@MrORuns Hocker x 2 🤨

[s. @schills]

@stevemagness Steve, I really like your perspectives, but this is bad. You begin with speculation, then do a whole thread opining on what her medical condition COULD be. Come on. Yours right now is not a voice that needs to be added to this conversation

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

of all potential Harris VPs I do think Pete Buttigieg would work hardest to get Rilo Kiley back together

[s. @schills]

@CitiusMag two women in the top 10 🫠

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@TrackGazette @ArtButSports ?

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@FueledbyLOLZ Yes, my friend did recently. Hit it on a kitchen stool

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Now why would I want to do that?

[s. @schills]

@svershbow @TheAtlantic What’s the quote? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds? There are more books I’d love in the world than I could read in two lifetimes. Be not afraid to jump ship early and often

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

An early look at the cover for next week’s issue, “Class of 2024,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers