Andrew Schimp

Kingdom worker...blessed beyond all measure. Love family, friends, golf, and cycling. {Joshua 1:9} {Matthew 6: 33-34}

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Bad Gronk squashes opponent after the whistle, somehow doesn't get ejected: https://t.co/KuVm3swXw6

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

@FedEx ...thanks for the package delivered as scheduled...oh wait. Glad I sat around all night waiting for nothing...oh wait.

[🅴🅳🅶🅴 @edgette22]

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

@FedEx is the worst

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

**BREAKING** Source: I'm still in the Tigers locker room. https://t.co/2XJu9v3cHz

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

#19 tastes great

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

#ESPNLayoffs is rough. But listening to Michael and Jemele trying to clarify/justify is worse. Awful.

[let’s get down to bitchness @downtobitchness]

#United announces new seating class 😆

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

Neature. https://t.co/F7C4jBB6Pq

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

Well this escalated quickly! #KBS #puremichigan https://t.co/eQmtcuCGGF

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

TOM BRADY 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

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[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

Whew, that was a rough one for the striped team....

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

4 months....3 phone calls.....Still no gift card that I was promised from @DIRECTV #honestlynotsurprised

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

I'm calling for the spread on Bama-Washington: -1000000000000000

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

Another day, another awesome adventure..... rebeccamarie02 https://t.co/lqQRFaFmkR

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

It is very odd that it took them this long to draw up these last couple of plays....

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Please no more from Les Miles.
No more.
Say thanks, bye.
Good lord. There's more Les Miles.
End this.

[Andrew Schimp @schimpyyy]

This Les Miles interview. #awkward