Jake Schiro

Welcome to the shit show

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Now, we all know. We're occupied. Israel controls our government. Anyone telling you otherwise is an obvious liar. This is the time for patriots. We now get to fight for independence again. This time, not with arms or violence. We need a real, aggressive political revolution.

I will work tirelessly to free America from Israel's control. I will help build a left-wing, populist alternative that is completely free of Israel. If I'm backing someone, including a presidential candidate, that means I think they are actual Americans, and not servants of Israel.

Fight them on the left, fight them on the right, fight on the hills and on the beaches. But fight to help free your country. The politicians and the national media are on their side. But I think a united America can defeat the people in power and regain our freedom on our 250th Anniversary. I believe in America.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@realDonaldTrump Trump is Israel First.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

@realDonaldTrump

[Molly Rose @DemocraticMolly]

New guy at work: “Hey”

Me: “Why do you look like an exact replica of Wreck-It-Ralph”

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

I didn't know you can tweet from prison https://t.co/rxrPPBonff

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

@KeeganR15 not long before we put boots on the ground

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

@EthanTaylor74 @KeeganR15 @jamacaman95 fuck this guy

[Rockford Fire @RockfordFire]

When the roads are slippery (and always) please slow down.Give fire and police plenty of room! This occurred last night at another incident

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

To the Troops, police officers, EMTs, firefighters, nurses & doctors: Thank you for working the holidays, so others can enjoy theirs. Merica

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

@EthanTaylor74 this is why I hate people. Kinda wish Killary won, jus for the sole fact Russia would nuke everyone. Fresh start 😂

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

Vote Collete https://t.co/nTfKuJTSMx

[RVLTN Events ® @Ravealation]

The competition was too close to choose just 1 winner!! The next opening spot is up to you!! // #RVLTNxBnT #RVLTN

Poll ends in 24 hours.

[adidas Dugout @adidasDugout]

#$@& Curses.

Create your own luck.

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/F4z8CeSS8O

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

15 years ago today, George Bush threw out the first pitch of World Series Game 3 in NY, 49 days after 9/11. Merica.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

samsung users be like..
"still better than the iphone"

[Fonk Bonker, WLWS @etayetayetay]

😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼 https://t.co/i1CqptEymh

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

@EthanTaylor74 why am I just now seeing this 😂😂😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hillary for Prison 2016. Merica.

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

I just told @nbcwashington who I think is winning. Cast your vote now! #Debates #NBC4DC https://t.co/0pu3ueGvXM

[Jake Schiro @schiro_jake]

@Theassholejared broooo we gotta hangout man. I miss yo big dumbass 😂