Herr Tingelmann

Ein Virtuose am Getränk ~

Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now ~

Ich hab kein Leben doch ich lebe noch

[Herr Tingelmann @schizophrenie]

Mitarbeiter im Corona-Testzentrum sagt schon alles #firstdates

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

[Cinephilia, anti-authoritarianism, & fuck AI @CCinephilia]

The Straits of Hormuz is closed? Better call Werner Herzog!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

It was bold of my parents to assume I wanted the gift of life

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Hello, 9 year olds, I'm your English teacher. This Robert Frost poem is called "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening". It's about a guy that wants to commit suicide but he can't because he has chores to do

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Washed my sheets today. God it’s so nice having clean sheets. It’s a shame you only get to do this once a year

[Herr Tingelmann @schizophrenie]

@Truemmertetris Same

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Me helping the women in my family cook Christmas dinner

[Herr Tingelmann @schizophrenie]

Wenn man das Browserfenster mit den 20+ Tabs für die Jobsuche schließen kann

[Herr Tingelmann @schizophrenie]

Schon wieder ein Tag vergangen, an dem ich keine 5 Millionen € auf der Straße gefunden habe. Wozu überhaupt noch durchs Leben quälen.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment

[Panik Arcade 🕹️ making CloverPit 🍒🎰 @PanikArcade]

oh

[Chefreporterin Schei$e 💩™️ @dieschonwieder]

Solln se kommen die Russen

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

if i’m ever brutally murdered on the subway make sure everyone knows it was a rare occurrence and just part of living in a city ok remember to bring up car accident statistics too

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Blade Runner 2049

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

Not a fan of Gladiator 2, but I did like Pedro Pascal’s black-and-blue outfit

[Herr Tingelmann @schizophrenie]

Ich habe überlegt mit dem Saufen aufzuhören, aber ich schwanke noch