Fat diamond

if you like dreaming or raccoon dogs you should follow me.

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Hey @TimHortons why am I still drinking out of a football cup?! It December 4th and the grey cup was 5 days ago. #neglect #wittsend #boycott

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@TimHortons why no Christmas cups in Mill Bay? Why do you hate me? :(

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

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@TimHortons I take it half tea half coffee

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@BCFerries don't act like this is the winds fault. #happenedonfridaytoo

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Hey @bcferries love waiting 3 hours in Swartz Bay cuz you only have ONE even hour sailing on a fucking holiday. #youredoinggreat

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All the giants care about is trying to score touchdowns... #coltsgiants #socliché

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Nice throw, Eli. Too bad that invisible teammate in the middle of the field didn't catch it! #coltsgiants

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Damn that guys a good trumpet player #coltsgiants #america

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@NeilYoungLyric yo stop tryin to get me 2 follow you, playa

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Yo this food is off the chain #kubywedding

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Yo this speech is off the chain #kubywedding #mike

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All Neil Young cares about are harvest moons

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@TimHortons MAY get? You cant even commit to that? #forshame

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Glad K'rul showed up, yo #crippledgodlivetweets

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"A man rides before him. It is... Heart-breaking." #crippledgodlivetweets

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Cotillion talking to dragons chained in shadow realm is cool as shit #crippledgodlivetweets

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@MyChaos @TimHortons @nomnombearinyvr HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING HER

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@TimHortons hey #TimsDark makes my mouth dry :(

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@ALRutter been following the malazan reread since July 2013 and just finished dust of dreams. I might actually pass you!