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Like most, I'll bitch about things I know little about, try to be funny, and rant when I'm pissed. Always a mental health advocate.

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#2017SurvivalTips
Stop wishing, start doing.

[D @schizwaitwhat]

Kevin McDugle and Josh (Cock)roft will be voted out. Our drugged out governor Mary Fallin is in her last year. Who's next?!?
#OklahomaTeacherWalkout

Oklahoma Republicans Are Coming Up With Deranged Excuses to Not Fund Education https://t.co/61vB99swvW via @Splinter_news

[D @schizwaitwhat]

@Mikutiekins Those have been my favorite words for almost 20 years.

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#LifeGoalsIn5Words
Always do better for them.

@Mikutiekins I love you!
I won't stop trying.

[🌹 Hatsune Meeku @Mikutiekins]

@schizwaitwhat I love you Dad!

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#LifeGoalsIn5Words
Stand tall and conquer darkness.

[ᕼᕮᗩTᕼᕮR 🍀 @GreenEyedTwin]

@schizwaitwhat Isn’t that what it’s all about?

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

@schizwaitwhat This is a plus in the life category!😂😂🍻

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#LifeGoalsIn5Words
Continue to wake up breathing

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#LifeGoalsIn5Words
I won't use crowbar today.

[Dan @Danimal941]

Write the great American novel #LifeGoalsIn5Words

[Kevin @kevinwxgg]

If only there were a way to solve the problem that didn't require politicans to have a backbone...

[D @schizwaitwhat]

When common sense takes a back seat to how much more money the oil and gas companies can make, isn't it time to call for an emergency vote instead of a march? They're still getting paid.
#OklahomaTeachersWalkout

[The Tweetslinger @DALLASNITES]

Sometimes I rub people the wrong way which was why my career in porn didn't last long

[D @schizwaitwhat]

Abort your representative! Abort your senator! Abort your congressman! Abort your governor! They have all lost sight of what we, the people, want and deserve! #KillThemAllAndStartOver ! #Government #Oklahoma #WeDerserveBetter

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

#DeepThoughtsFromBabies
Fuck you, Elmo. Fuck. You.

[D @schizwaitwhat]

I know the kid has probably heard this his whole life, but I can't get this out of my head.
Mike McGuirl
Mike McGuirl
Mike McGuirl
Talkin bout Mike McGuirl
Mike McGuirl!
#KState #AmazingRun
Congrats!

[D @schizwaitwhat]

@Alliecat3575 That's awesome!

[D @schizwaitwhat]

#TechnologyIWantToSee
A device that would turn all my useless knowledge into actual cash.

[Allie @Alliecat3575]

@schizwaitwhat A friend of mine who runs AD&D games invented a cursed item called the coat of many pockets. It had 100 pockets with useless things in them, and you couldn't take it off without finding a legitimate use for each item. Like, a 1 inch piece of yarn, or half a Bobby pin.