schkou

pirates always beat ninjas

[Eric Berger @SpaceCityWX]

Saturday’s forecast in Houston has perplexity to it: When and where storms will occur? Storm chances increase Sat evening and overnight with hail possible in a couple of the strongest storms. Sunday could see locally strong storms with heavy downpours.

https://t.co/OFuTO2VhW5

[schkou @schkou]

Yes I’m a mess, but the worlds smallest violin really needs an audience so I hope the @RODEOHOUSTON crowd tonight keeps the metronome going for @AJRBrothers coming back to H after Beryl made it unsafe for them to perform in 2024. We could all really use a bud like #AJR.

[schkou @schkou]

@tedcruz It’s not. You’ve missed the point. On top of that even those who did respond received later messaging from the government to disregard Elon’s mandate and not respond. Musk certainly knows how to waste time and resources.

[schkou @schkou]

@CenterPoint Does the 80% include everything you wrongly have marked as green on the map? Plenty of those areas do not have power and no communication or eta from you. The crews are awesome and doing the best they can.

[schkou @schkou]

@KHOU My area has nested power on areas and a lot of outages. It’s shown as green with no estimated date. Is there an estimated date of when those area will get estimated dates?

[schkou @schkou]

@NickABC13 @CenterPoint “We will continue to provide estimated restoration times as they become available” as the only information for much of the map isn’t exactly helpful for planning around the outages.

[schkou @schkou]

Today is my 38th birthday and I’ve only been listening to @bfsrocks because 1985 is the best year, I did own a trucker hat, I did get out of my hometown, and I wished I was the girl all the bad guys wanted but I got myself the best guy instead.

[schkou @schkou]

Apparently @Chase thinks I have a kid and that said kid needs access to money because they sure do keep emailing me to open my kids first debit card. Maybe its all the legos, Disney and HP stuff I buy for myself as an unmarried childless late 30s adult?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

💔💔 #too_soon

[schkou @schkou]

@brittai927 You truly hat my birthday month

[schkou @schkou]

How do I find the US version of Meerkat Manor with @SeanAstin as the narrator? @PrimeVideo only has the UK version with Bill Nighy which is ok but not the nostalgia I need. @AnimalPlanet #pleasehelp #meerkatmanor #animalplanet

[schkou @schkou]

@brittai927 🙌🙌🙌

[schkou @schkou]

@brittai927 Yeah I didn’t even know it was down.

[schkou @schkou]

ERCOT acting like Goldilocks over here.

This weather is too cold.
This weather is too hot.
This weather is April 25.

[schkou @schkou]

@PlaidHatGames Hot Buns Jill pleads to ye Lords of Plaid as she has been marked. My alter ego Regina George only gave gertie what she had coming take mercy on me soul.

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

WHY DO CAPTCHA BOXES SAY "I AM NOT A ROBOT" AND NOT "I AM A HUMAN"

[schkou @schkou]

Ok @AnthonyMackie and Sebastian Stan.... where you at? Obvs not in Connecticut for this blatant front...

[schkou @schkou]

Or just FaceTime your squad @MaryMiltonKelly

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

We're investigating an issue on Nintendo Switch where docked players are unable to use Bluetooth voice chat or hear audio in a match. We'll provide an update as we have more info.

As a workaround, using a wired audio device undocked may work properly.

[schkou @schkou]

@FortniteStatus This has not been resolved.

[schkou @schkou]

I just can’t. Another embarrassing action by my state government.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.