Dave Schlatter

cool like a platypus

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@ToyotaSoCal my uber driver had this on his car are you paying him for this advertisement?

[Travis Worra @TravWorra1]

The NFL teasing the Spongebob Bubble Bowl “Sweet Victory” halftime was an even bigger disappointment than the first half. #SuperBowlLlll

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

Nick foles is the real deal #future #superbowl

[SinceEaglesLastTitle @SinceEagleTitle]

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[D.C. United @dcunited]

Update: Bill Hamid is a late scratch from the starting XI. Travis Worra will take his place, his first start of the season.

#DCU | #DCvMTL https://t.co/osOF8MPaDy

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@RailHawksFC Turbo, my cat is in Raleigh if you want to meet her . #purepredator #LunaVsAbby

[D.C. United @dcunited]

Starting XI: Worra; Kemp, Boswell, Birnbaum, Franklin; Vincent, Marcelo, DeLeon, Rolfe; Acosta, Neagle

#NEvDC

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

VOTE for the #AEMSOC Fans' Choice Player of the Year! I say Chris Wingate, UNH https://t.co/NvWahwuTbG

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

Igoudala is killing it

[jazzy b @j0ergy]

#Tebow #Eagles https://t.co/HgTHvji5eE

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

That's six in a row! FINAL: #Phillies 4, Rockies 3.

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

This is how I feel about graduation http://t.co/rRRpmEFo6j

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@RatrickPyan @joacuna9 una cuba libre??

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@RatrickPyan Estoy muy interesante en tu lección. ¡Buena suerte mi amigo!

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@RealSkipBayless how can you say that when Seattle almost WON THE GAME

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@Mike_Hackman back in the States 🇺🇸

[Hack @HackDaddy_]

is @schlattypus in America yet?

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@_html @RatrickPyan

[Dave Schlatter @schlattypus]

@_html "hot in here" - nelly