Johnnie Tsunami

So you're the funny man? Well please, tell me a joke.

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

@notgaetti First time in twitter history there's been an actual great take. Kudos to the smart Mrs.

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@PFF @JEluemunor would like a word

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Everytime I see this guy's posts I forget who it is and I have a brief aneurism

[Luis Feld @LuisFeldNYPS]

It's a relief to see Gerrit Cole pencilled in as the game one starter for the Yankees.

Cam Schlittler is too obsessed with the strikeout. He should be pitching to contact. 116 pitches and you're only in the seventh? Who does that serve outside of juicing up your MLB The Show stats. Wouldn't mind Boone going Cole, Carlos Rodon, Max Fried, and, if need-be, back to Cole against the Rays.

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

@PLeonardNYDN At least their trying to stay alive and make things happen. It's a 5th, who cares.

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

Hey @PLeonardNYDN , long time hater first time caller. Why cover a team you are constantly so negative about? Yes, he failed in Minnesota. Giants are trying to stay alive in a shitty, disappointing season and it's only week 3. I don't like JJ, not a fan, never have been.

[Pat Leonard @PLeonardNYDN]

The Minnesota Vikings are dead last in offensive yards per game in the NFL (238.3)

The Giants traded a 5th-round pick for their 3rd-string QB today

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

@Mon3yStretch Abdul is in 3 so he's going to yank that off him soon

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@DamySoxfan @NYCSportsAddict @ConklinLance My guy. You're replying to things from 6 months ago? Get a grip 😂

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@DamySoxfan @GinaMuscato @MLB Two things can be true at once, that was a catch and you're still a crybaby bitch

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

Where were you Jackie? WHERE WERE YOU

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Action star Jackie Chan tells the media that his new action-comedy film “Nosebleed,” which is about a window washer at the World Trade Center who stops a terrorist attack, is set to begin filming on location on Tuesday, September 11.

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

I found the worst account on Twitter and it's @sasimons

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

Yankees fans 🤝 Red Sox fans

Framber Valdez IS a fucking loser

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

David Bednar you are an American hero

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@NYCSportsAddict @ConklinLance Im not sure how we upgrade without spending more, I'm a fan of Okereke. Dude flys all over the field

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

@NYCSportsAddict @ConklinLance How does okereke stink? 143 combined tackles (3rd highest in career), only had a 69% completion percentage while being the targeted defender (2nd best in career), only missed 7 tackles. Would like to see more sacks/hurries but that's why we have the d-line we've got

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

Why is there so much politics on the boobs and sports app

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How does this explain the dogshit quality and availability for the other 30 teams? Good PR attempt though @Fanatics

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@DDuggan21 @honestlyDG Why is Raheem Morris not getting talked about for the Giants, or any DC job?

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

I love @Jaboowins

[Justin Pugh @JustinPugh]

If he throws a TD I’ll give away a signed Giants Jersey to someone that likes and retweets this.

Go @Giants

[Johnnie Tsunami @schlingerrr]

MVC

Most valuable catcher can be a category since that's all anybody wants to talk about

[SleeperMariners @SleeperMariners]

Cal Raleigh vs the next highest Catcher:

Home Runs:

Cal Raleigh - 60
Hunter Goodman - 31

RBIs:

Cal Raleigh - 125
Salvador Perez - 100

Runs:

Cal Raleigh - 110
William Contreras - 89

WAR:

Cal Raleigh - 7.3
Will Smith - 4.5

OPS:

Cal Raleigh - .948
Shea Langeliers - .861

Walks:

Cal Raleigh - 97
William Contreras - 84

He’s my MVP