ted cruzumaki

mother, cocktail creator, purveyor of pointless information

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

If you’re okay with SNAP benefits being cut off right before thanksgiving while trump gives $40 billion to Argentina to bail out their tanking stock market, you’re not only stupid, but you’re a terrible fucking person.

[steven @egyptian_neenan]

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[bec 🪼 @silverastroid]

liking trump dead tweets knowing he's a cockroach that can't be killed

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[ted cruzumaki @schlongestbong]

this part 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[໊ @sonohoor]

lack of consideration is a turn off, i ain’t gonna remind you to think of me

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and shed hair everywhere

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[Sarah @barfieldgussy]

I overuse the 🫡 emoji because I am so duty-bound and filled with honour. sorry if that offends.

[Aisha @aishadahira]

getting your period after a full week of tweaking is so vindicating… like no I don’t need a psychiatric evaluation i’m actually just a girl