Brian

Striving everyday to embody toxic masculinity.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@theficouple Not sure what the FIRE movement is, but good lord are people incompetent and whiny these days...

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

Happy 250th birthday America. I love you.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@FollowIncentiv Sounds like California...

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@adamcarolla The knowing head-nod of shame. Shame on you, cracker.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

Am I old fashioned for thinking it's rude to be on the phone while in the checkout line?

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@tyromper Amen, brother. A based wife is as good as it gets.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@ThinkAppraiser Gotta enjoy the fruits.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@theficouple Is it acceptable to include real estate equity? I've heard both yes and no.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@CraigBrockie It has become the most important part of my morning routine. Never want to do it, never mad when I'm done.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

Baba booey!

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@japan_nobunaga Entitlement...

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@sarahtexe Does the pope shit in the woods?

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@b_co_co

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@IfindRetards @harryjsisson Looks like @harryjsisson is starting his transition.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

Rock legends, @thedwarvesband, have done it again. Their new album, Jenkem is yet another instant punk rock classic.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@theficouple Test

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

A pellet smoker makes meal prep ridiculously easy...

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@RyanHatesGovt If we end up in a race war, it will be all because of social media...

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@ZubyMusic I used to think it was hyperbole. I think it less and less everyday.

[Brian @schlongsleeves]

@SahilBloom So true. I was reminded recently to just smile, nod and proceed to do whatever you think is best.