actual garbage

gay cody. finsta. feminist. stream of consciousness.

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pinot grigio slap that ass

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@WhiteHouse ratio

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@triptris 🥵

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had my first threesome…..

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny graces the cover of Interview Magazine.

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me if ordering doordash instead of cooking the food in my fridge was an award

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GUNCLE CODY INCOMING ✈️

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Got humbled real quick when I asked if I was straight passing and my coworker said you remind me of him

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this is how it felt playing animal crossing every day during quarantine

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got the same door dasher twice in one day

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coworker gave me an edible

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When the driver license lady’s asks if that’s my real hair when I showed up with a wig on

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It’s that time of year again when I try to manipulate my Spotify wrapped so Spotify don’t hit me with one of these again this year
https://t.co/DTGNChLLnq

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coworker let me walk threw their fart and now I got pink eye
https://t.co/X1jkIoJcz5

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OKAY I’ve liked wayyy too many videos of Josh Hutcherson whimpering for it to be a bit now I do repent and would like to let you know you are not alone

[willlllllll @willyesitsme]

fergie watching this:

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me n kt after smoking the weed my brother found in the secret bathroom closet of this Florida condo
https://t.co/DMf3OJlVrt

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Hungover

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I hate who I become when chewing gum

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IN A GROUPCHAT WITH OUR LANDLORD. See if her ass gets invited to the next wii bowling tournament

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Not this being my Uber profile pic girl wtf