Dave’s Not Here

Energy trader, natural gas broker, and energy analyst, friend to all reasonable people. Don’t DM me, bro.

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@MerriamWebster 🤯

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@AlexForbesOps Premium quality builders use 16 gauge brads. Beefier.

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@USMNT *Turkey

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@ElectricCat8 Monitors gotta monitor.

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@Castellani2014 It was perfect.

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@champletics 😆

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@Yankees @StarrCompanies Looks like The Renewables actually showed up, given the poor performance.

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@BasedMikeLee Gary IN

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@GregEno True story.

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@Castellani2014 That term belongs to the ‘24 team, not this one

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@the_sneakdiss Doubtful the parents will be able to afford to keep the house given the expense of upkeep on a place like that

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@frothyfriar Bobachi

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@Castellani2014 😑 Very scary 😑

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@tigers Jake can rake! He can also scamper.

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@TigersData Well Schlitt.

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@SeattlePD Someone must have been using a gas-powered leaf blower too close to the highway.

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@GudimJason The bubble gum was pretty good too

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@SourdeathSam The good news is we have four more weeks of it.

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@GasBuddyGuy Speed limit signs are completely unnecessary in Chicago and 10 miles beyond. Nobody ever exceeds 5 mph.

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@AlexiLalas 🫡👊🇺🇸