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I am no one of consequence.

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@HunterBiden Not Brick Tamland!

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@BrandiKruse @CBSNews You interned for major network news and your takeaway is that it's weird that there's constant direction and stagecraft? O_o

Okay, I guess.

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@mmpadellan That Hunter Biden would come out of the gate with a streak of bangers is... no, it's not surprising at all.

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@WayneHornet25 @RightWingCope Pick as many as you need: I don't know them, they're not my family, they're consenting adults, it was never anyone else's business, etfc.

Explain to me the problem like I'm five.

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@WayneHornet25 @RightWingCope Well the brother wasn't coming back and the wife was a willing, consenting party: what's the problem, then?

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@c0mmunismisg00d I 100% knew before clicking that this would be a Hunter Biden post

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@WhiteHouse Grow the fuck up

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@GavinNewsom Hey

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@dietmar_hipp @EdTNYC820 @ddale8 @Mtn_Gma Why, is something gonna happen to him? /s

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@RevivingElbow @MrHrandomnumber @MetroUK Princess Eugenie

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@gagagootz22 @daveweigel Their own money, but okay

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@Rabiddogg @Timodc @samstein He left like a week ago

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@RoguePOTUSStaff @Timodc That's just rebadged WAVY though, isn't it?

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@daveweigel Marian Robinson couldn't go anywhere with the Obamas — who in turn couldn't do normal presidential family shit like go to Hawaii for the holidays — without The Fiscal Hawks™ tut-tutting, at best, "How much is this costing us?"

Well, not a billion smackers, I'd wager.

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@prettylieb @BethMatuga @MartyM1954 They practically groomed Diana.

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@KatieMiller And?

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@ChefReactions *not crying, just raining on my face*

Guys, we made the right person famous this time.

And as for you, Chef, great work! May your blessings continue in abundance.

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@chrisdmowrey *raises hand*

Is this "y'all had one job" not vague enough to anyone else to read that the OP (and the CFA-working respondent) was actually referring to the Secret Service missing *yet another* would-be assassin getting another shot off?

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@gpetroia71 @wtffolly_ It's a baby shower, Wanda apparently already had The Meats.

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@monstroustomato @TerryWatkinsJr1 What does it matter?