kpiddydid

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@TfL what are you doing with my mobile?!?!? I lost, reported and tracked it to your lost property office in South Kensington a month a go and you still haven't contacted me to return it! How and when do I get it back?!?!

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@tfllostproperty what are you doing with my mobile?!?!? I lost, reported and tracked it to your lost property office in South Kensington a month a go and you still haven't contacted me to return it! How and when do I get it back?!?!

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@tfllostproperty you have my phone and have so for a month now. I've tracked it to your lost property office, filled in your form and waited more than the 15 workings you say it takes to process. How do I get it back?!? This is ridiculous!

[The Guardian @guardian]

Ashes 2019: England v Australia fourth Test, day one – live! https://t.co/HxJQIturGZ

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@lullamejulie @SouthernRailUK Agreed @SouthernRailUK shocked by the absolute incompetence (20 minutes to take down basic information from cooperative passengers, inability to explain their process) and rude attitude (refusal to record passenger comments on their behaviour)

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@milkcoffeeldn Help! I need an akao teapot just like yours but can’t find the no. 5 size for sale anywhere...where did you get yours?!?!

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@mealpal you have autorenewed my subscription without clearly requesting authorisation to do so. How do I get my money back? This is not ok #mealpal #pissedoff

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@thekillers for some inexplicable reason my friend Tommy is determined to see you in Belfast but your presale thing isn't working #sortitout

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@AskAmex hi, can I use the app to register that I will using my card abroad?

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@E4Tweets Alice from tattoo fixers needs her own show. Make it happen. Please.

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

kathrynpimpskerry – dating, pimping, crying - blog, blog, blog...enjoy #rabbitman #craigdavid #kanye #sosolidcrew https://t.co/u4eyYw26xd

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

kathrynpimpskerry – dating, pimping, crying - we made a blog, we want a telly show, please make it real https://t.co/u4eyYw26xd

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@TheWatersplash are you open next Sunday during the day?

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@cubanabar your bar staff man is so offensive.he's the Katie Hopkins of bar staff. #justTryinToRehydrate #beenSavingRefugees

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@viagogo I've just been told you are unable to give my ticket to the designated person after I spent 30 mins arranging this with you today

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@viagogo I need to collect a ticket today but can't make it in person. Can I send someone else with a copy of my photo ID?

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@FGW thanks Lewis, you're better than Ben (don't tell him I said that)

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@FGW xx

[kpiddydid @schmeeeeeeeeeee]

@FGW also which way is it?