“Jazz is about what happens between the notes.“ Really? Really?!!! I beg to differ. I’ve been listening to Jazz for over 50 years now, and I’m telling you, no kidding, the notes are my favorite part.
Soon:
“I’m Scott Baio.”
“I’m Patricia Heaton.”
“I’m Kevin Sorbo.”
“I’m Roseanne Barr.”
“I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
Jake Tapper is going after Jill Biden because Jake Tapper is a pussy who will happily attack a woman while being too afraid to criticize Trump.
Jake is a bitch.
Trump: “only complete and total surrender”
Iran: “nah”
Trump: “Ok then no nukes ever! We want the nuclear dust!”
Iran: “we’re keeping it”
Trump: “ok!!!! We have a deal”
Foxnews crowd:
Despite reports that he’s in critical condition, doctors just put out a press release saying Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and masturbating comfortably.
Here is video of the heroic actions that members of the NYPD took this morning to rescue children and adults from a burning home in Queens.
They were hurt. They had just been thrown to the ground by an explosion.
And in that moment, with no clear sense of what else they might be walking into, they made the decision to keep moving forward.
Their focus stayed exactly where it needed to be: on the people inside, on getting those children out, and on making sure that situation didn’t claim innocent lives.
@SpencerHakimian Kimmel spoke the truth: Notice that Mel can't even stand for Don to touch her even when she's wearing gloves. No wonder, since Don cheated on her many times-she's likely totally disgusted.
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