Michelle Simpson

🃏(she/her)

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Adventuring pt 2

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

“But mom, how am I supposed to stop Rhino aaand sleep?”

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

If you put SALT on FRUIT, you’re a psychopath. End of discussion.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Texas is not for me.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Arthur can crawl now. 🥹

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Frank told me “mom, you can either play in my (his) room, or we can play tag. Those are you options, and if you behave, I’ll put a movie on for you.” ……. 🧍🏼‍♀️

[John Christensen @JohnnyC1423]

I made a tool to compare Webb's new images to Hubble! https://t.co/1JqTxabgGC
#JamesWebbSpaceTelescope

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

😍😍

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Too much. I need a bagel.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

@purple_moron I’m a sinner!!!! Accept it!!!

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

I was just told that Gods not going to like my tattoos 😇

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

I hate AirPods for the sole fact that I look like a FOOL responding to people that I think are talking to me but really they’re on the phone.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

If I could get rid of anything on this planet it would be ants. Like wtf is their purpose other than to cause destruction and bite

[Leah Konen @LeahKonen]

Raise your hand if pregnancy made you even more radically pro choice.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Friends forever. 🖤

@icaseystorj @callenps

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

My dad asking if Franklin was 5 or 6…. Bro he’s 3 😩

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Frank woke up crying today bc I “skipped one of the pages” in his storybook last night. (I didn’t)

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

Whoever invented bread and butter…. Genius

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

I’m sorry but Chopped… amazing show. It’s perfect.

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

@CorneliusNoah #mombrain

[Michelle Simpson @schmell94]

I really put clothes in the washer, didn’t start it, and then an hour later transferred them to the dryer and dried them. And didn’t notice until I folded them that they were still dirty 😀