Intrusive Thot

former slut

[Intrusive Thot @schmessica_]

My secret Santa had to surrender himself to jail today and I have to hold onto his gift for another week and this is exactly what it’s like to work in the service industry.

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@chadwop Pinky up

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Can tell I haven’t taken my meds in 2 days because I just found the legal name, address, phone number, & former employers of a man talking shit about my friend on Reddit

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@willis536 @chadwop There will always be another one

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Fucked my uber driver

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@DJMyChemicalBro I thought my ring came from the middle of the mall?

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

America doesn’t want you to know that Hamas stands for hoes and money and success

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Can’t relate to Selena Gomez’s songs about jealous ex’s because all of ours hate us ❤️

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

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Sorry can’t party tonight, we’re too busy laying in bed looking up how much all our friends’ houses cost.

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This is NOT what they meant by @FindLuigi

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Ok sobbing

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Watching Forensic Files to relax tonight.

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Girl… I hope he texts you back

[Sarah @mSuKsBe]

If you brought your baby and yourself home from the hospital you had a successful birth, not trauma.

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God has smiled on me today @Zaxbys

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I’ll never forgive @Zaxbys for taking the birthday cake milkshake away from us

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[Intrusive Thot @schmessica_]

Lenny Kravitz New Year’s Eve party called ‘The Ball Drop’

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Placing bets on coworkers hooking up & it’s getting serious

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THERE’S ONE RULE

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If y’all don’t stop wearing white to weddings I’m gonna fucking lose it

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Resonate with this because I also think you’re stupid, but for unrelated reasons.

[Right for America @RightforAmerica]

Kamala Harris thinks you’re too stupid to notice your groceries cost 26% more.

America #CantAffordKamala

Get the facts https://t.co/isqn7dwOcd