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And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start / To mold a new reality closer to the heart

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

NICK SIRIANNI CANT COACH

JALEN HURTS CANT READ A DEFENSE

AJ BROWN IS A DIVA

DEVONTA SMITH IS TOO SKINNY

SAQUON BARKLEY IS OVERRATED

COOPER DEJEAN IS WHITE

JORDAN MAILATA CANT PLAY FOOTBALL

VIC FANGIO ISNT A GAME CHANGER

KELLEN MOORE DONT WANT TO BE HERE

ZACK BAUN CANT PLAY LINEBACKER

NOLAN SMITH IS TOO SMALL

BRANDON GRAHAM IS WASHED

JOSH SWEAT WONT STAY HEALTHY

JALEN CARTER IS OVERRATED

MILTON WILLIAMS IS A BACKUP

JORDAN DAVIS CANT RUSH THE PASSER

JAKE ELLIOTT DONT GOT IT

DALLAS GOEDERT CANT STAY HEALTHY

LANDON DICKERSON CANT STAY ON THE FIELD

CAM JURGENS IS TOO SMALL

MEHKI BECTON DOESNT LOVE BALL

LANE JOHNSON CANT STAY OFF THE JUICE

NAKOBE DEAN IS TOO SMALL

OREN BURKS IS A BACKUP

REED BLANKENSHIP IS WHITE

QUINYON MITCHELL WENT TO TOLEDO

CJGJ DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE

DARIUS SLAY IS TOO OLD

IT’S THE WHOLE TEAM!!!!! SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!!!

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@elk_like_animal

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

The Eagles trade up for Jeremiah Trotter Jr!

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

RT @Eagles: Think you were all waiting for this one 😏

@DietzandWatson | #FlyEaglesFly

[Lebron is the goat @anormalcollar]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Kylie Kelce Irish dancing at Media’s Towne House ☘️

(via fb/thetownehousemedia)

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@975TheFanatic Why have a statue of a fictional character when we have a real life hero?

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The greatest to ever do it 🐐

Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

[PETA @peta]

Your #SuperBowl "snack" cost her life.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅 ♛ @DillyPhilly215]

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[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Keep hammering that RT button to help @LaneJohnson65 win $35K for the @TMFoundation!

#WPMOYChallenge

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@JerseyBK10

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Congrats to Jason Kelce on being named one of People Magazine’s nominees for sexiest man alive

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@Mkosz1 Lock yourself in the bathroom with AirPods on it’s the only way

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@Mkosz1 Are you in Flavortown?

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@JerseyBK10

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Happy National Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shinebox Day to all who celebrate.

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

@Mkosz1

[SchmidHouse @schmidder75]

John’s roast pork deserves to be there, but Angelo’s getting knocked out by Delessandro’s?!?!

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

2023 #BestCheesesteak Bracket Finals

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Unhinged levels of backstabbing are coming. Are you ready?