Joel Clements

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The trailer has landed 🚩🚩🚩 Toxic is coming to @HOME_mcr 18 - 28 October.

Book your ticket now: https://t.co/W99SZLsNSo

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@afneil Yep, I reckon you've exposed the lazy one there Andrew.

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@agricontract @BBCCountryfile @GeorgeMonbiot Wow thanks Olly, I wonder if you could tell us what you think about AI cows and sheep?

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@mattletiss7 No problems with Sky though?

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@mercer_felicity Did you watch QT?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ What a guy...well done Lee that's pretty impressive. Just a thought though, be careful they might have come on a boat or be on benefits and that wouldn't be so good would it?

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@mattletiss7 Sounds ace, nice one, when's it start?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Thought experiment for you, who is Alan Turing?

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@brexit_sham Twatzone

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@calvinrobinson @beverleyturner @LozzaFox I found this a page from the bible once it was in a graveyard hedge with some scraps of porn mags it said this: “For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged” (Matthew 7:2).

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@nadhimzahawi I was wondering if shareholders can go on strike? It's not fair that rail workers can but shareholders, who do all the work and get paid so little, don't seem to be able to.

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@mikemoves12 Yea bloody nurses, what do they even do anyway? Also, Amazon are about to launch the #hospibot drone anyway.

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@Nigel_Farage Yep, spot on Nigel. I can't imagine why having let loads of public school boys run all of our public services they'll end up not working? But don't worry lad, you can just claim benefits here it's ace, you're English aren't you?

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@PopCrave Is he from Manc?

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@Nigel_Farage @Jeremy_Hunt By "we" do you mean I?

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@jon_flan93 All the best, enjoyed watching you play.

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@JamesCleverly What's your beef with Lewisham James?

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@BucketsOf_Rain So they are very similar to our cabinet then?

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@elonmusk Does that mean your skint now Elon?