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Big ass Welsh jellyfish

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@RamenSymbiote Good evening to my handsome twubby, i hope next year is a great one for you and your loved ones 🥰❤️ xx

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Excuse me, @TicketmasterUK what is your major malfunction? How am i supposed to authenticate my OLD number to change to my new number, if I no longer have access to my OLD number?!

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@TUIUK No, i haven't, but I'm going to now. I submitted a contact form about it and been told that I cancelled the booking when it's impossible for me to have done so.

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@TUIUK why have i received an email telling me I've cancelled my experience?! I haven't done such a thing, and now my money is being held hostage for over a week?! Currently in Boa Vista, Cape Verde

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@Egal_Matreaux Oh my gosh, congratulations dude!! So happy for you 🥰❤️

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@nxwestmidlands where's the 16:26 49 service towards Rubery?

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@tom_harlock excuse me sir, but have you seen this???

https://t.co/MTloCtvRON

Becky's back on your team!! 🥳

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@RespectfulMemes

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@RamenSymbiote YOU'RE the best! 😁

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@RamenSymbiote @ladysnessa @AlmaSuono @deanime_ @eevieechoes @skapunkintl @megafaminfinity @SurvivingTime @EFFYlives @lipskn0t Aww now you've got me blushing 😁

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@RamenSymbiote @ladysnessa @AlmaSuono @deanime_ @eevieechoes @skapunkintl @megafaminfinity @SurvivingTime @EFFYlives @lipskn0t I live to please! 😁

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@RamenSymbiote @ladysnessa @AlmaSuono @deanime_ @eevieechoes @skapunkintl @megafaminfinity @SurvivingTime @EFFYlives @lipskn0t Love ya, Happy New Year, me beauty 🥰

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@TheGoth8 @tofu_gorl Not the shovel tongue 😅

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@TheGoth8 @tofu_gorl Naaauuuuurr 😭 the constant ridiculous lip bite naaauuuurrrr

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@RingGo_parking if i get a ticket today I'll be really peeved, why is the site/app/phone not working ?!

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I HATE @VodafoneUK

That is all.

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@loveholidays why do you have no way of getting in contact before booking? Especially considering I'm not able to MAKE a booking.

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@VodafoneUK YOU SUCK. Why isn't mobile data working today or 3 days ago?! And why, when it's not working, do you lie and say nO eVeRyTHinG is FInE (photo of @VodafoneUK below for reference)

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@BigDirtyFry May he rest in penis 🫡