schmooperton

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

new mcu villain

[jordan @JordanUhl]

HEARTWARMING: Local 9-year-old starts driving for Uber to pay for his mom's cancer treatment

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Hedge fund CEO: I lost $3 billion, my company, my home, and now my wife

Me: Have you considered budgeting?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

kings

[basil mcrae @shawlsohard]

congress:

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Waking up on Monday for work.

[tate @50FirstTates]

doctor: time to test ur reflexes

me: *dodges little knee hammer*

doctor: [under breath] holy shit

[Be the change you want to be @AgBioWorld]

Just another normal day in 2020

Credit: Larissa Gloor, Lisbon, Portugal
https://t.co/fCv26rGgWC

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

There we go

[minx @JustaMinx]

hmu if i can curbstomp you

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

https://t.co/dt1ixbZXA4

[Skoog @Skoog]

[jesus holding a disciple olympics]

jesus: and second place goes to judas!

judas: aww man

jesus: oh you don’t like silver?

judas:

jesus: cuz i heard you just fucken looooved silver

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

retweet if you agree

[tia @califortia]

WHAT

[Be the change you want to be @AgBioWorld]

No Metric please, we are Americans!